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Oh Carly. [Feb. 4th, 2010|03:17 pm]
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I used to be a HUGE fan of Carly Fiorina when I was in high school. No joke. Knew her whole life story and everything. Anyway, so she's running for Senate in California right now, and this is her attack ad against the other Republican guy. It has to be seen to be believed. It's . . . horrifying, and yet so hilarious. (Skip forward to 2.25 if you're pressed for time. It's worth it, I swear.)

It is so so very worth it )
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Question Time [Feb. 4th, 2010|01:14 pm]
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Australia and the UK (and probably some other countries too, but who cares about them?) have this wonderful thing called Question Time. Question Time is something that happens regularly in Parliament, and basically allows pollies of varying political views to ask each other embarrassing questions and laugh at them when they can't answer.

It's great political theatre, but it's also beneficial for society. American politics seems to be nothing more than rehearsed lines being repeated in front of a camera. George W Bush was able to reign his idiocy over America for 8 years because he was never forced to respond to questions on the fly. One pollie would release a statement criticising Bush*, and the Bush Administration would sit down with Karl Rove, come up with some bullshit PR retort two days later (generally along the lines of 'being soft on terror' or 'socialism!'), and no one's any the better.

You can still issue bullshit responses during Question Time, but Bush found speaking in full sentences difficult even with rehearsal, so I'm not convinced he would be able to do the same with an unrehearsed answer. Assuming he could come up with an answer in the first place. Furthermore, the questioning pollie can ask a follow-up question, and even if that response is still a bit weak, the question has been put out there and the minister (or whomever) has been questioned about his policies. Most importantly, lying and/or misleading responses are not allowed. Can you imagine what would happen if the GOP wasn't allowed to lie? Their whole reason for being would fall apart before our very eyes (and I'd like to watch, please).

People follow question time, because it's a chance for real debate. We don't have real debate in American politics. Obama's lunchtime talk with the GOP last week was, to my mind, the first real debate we've had with a President (hell, with any politician) in ages. And it was a beautiful thing. It showed up the Republicans for what they are.

No doubt there are problems with Question Time (Dorothy Dixers are a giant waste of everyone's time), but not enough to convince me that it wouldn't be of immense benefit to this funny little country I currently call home.

Let's do this.


http://demandquestiontime.com/




*I'm obviously referring to Bernie Sanders, since the rest of Congress was generally too chickenshit to say anything.
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Celebrate Black History Month! [Feb. 2nd, 2010|08:11 pm]
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[mood |awake]
[music |Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap!]

Hey Blackie! We gave you the vote, we let you start working at our corporations, and we even gave ourselves a holiday in January in honour of some dead guy who wanted you to have equal rights or something. Anyway, so February is, like, your history month, and what better way to celebrate centuries of segregation and subjugation by the white man than buying our shit?

No, please stop telling me about Malcolm X. What? Who? No, I don't think Rosa Parks has anything to do with Black History Month. Wait, did she have a makeup line? Look, never mind. Please just shut up and spend your money, or we'll have to take your right to vote away again.



http://contexts.org/socimages/2010/02/02/celebrate-black-history-month-by-relaxing-your-hair/
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Yay Virginia! [Jan. 28th, 2010|02:15 pm]
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[mood | tired]
[music |Creepy Crawling - Chumbawamba]

http://www.senators4va.com/?page=members

See a theme here? No, aside from the interminably bad haircuts. There seem to be some . . . similarities in all the people pictured here.

If only I could put my finger on it . . .
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(no subject) [Jan. 28th, 2010|11:06 am]
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[mood | tired]
[music |I Don't Believe Anymore - THe Whitlams]

I love how people rail on about the balance of powers . . . and then blame everything on Obama. Seems like 8 years of Republican rule decimated everyone's brain cells.
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Obamania [Jan. 27th, 2010|11:49 pm]
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[mood | pleased]
[music |Heart and Shoulder - Heather Nova]

Watched the State of the Union address with my roomies. My Obama adoration had been starting to wane over the past week or two, but it's back.

I love this guy.

As I said in my facebook status update: I wish everyone else would wake up and realise how awesome Obama is.

The man rocks.
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Archbishop: homosexuality same as anorexia [Jan. 26th, 2010|08:30 pm]
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[mood | bitchy]
[music |I'm Into Something Good - Herman's Hermits]

"Homosexuality is not the same as normal sex in the same way that anorexia is not a normal appetite," says the new Archbishop of Belgium.

Archbishop Léonard's comments were made in an interview with a Belgian television station. He added that he would "never call anorexia patients abnormal."

A few years ago, when he was serving as Bishop of Namen, he caused a storm of controversy when he said that homosexuality was abnormal. Last week Pope Benedict XVI named him as the successor to Archbishop Daniels. Archbishop Léonard is also a well-known critic of abortion and stem cell research.


From: http://www.rnw.nl/english/article/archbishop-homosexuality-similar-anorexia

What the flippety-fuck-fuck?

And I love the whole 'they're not normal, but I would NEVER call them abnormal.' Hey arsehole: priests don't 'love' little boys like normal people do, but I would NEVER call them paedophiles.
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I have a dream. A dream that one day . . . [Jan. 26th, 2010|07:46 pm]
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[mood | hopeful]
[music |One Tree Hill - U2]

(props if you know me well enough to recognise that the quote is not intended to refer to MLK. If you don't, it's from one of my absolute favourite sitcoms -- I've watched every episode possibly 100 times, and have never tired of it. It's British, and was made in the 90s, and is just so full of awesomeness. I will hear not a word of criticism of this show. Don't even try!)
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A solution? [Jan. 25th, 2010|12:33 pm]
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[mood | happy]
[music |Whore - Anet]

Pollie Alan Grayson has introduced a bill to tax corporate 'donations' to political committees and campaigns at 500%: http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H.R.4431:

Part of me weeps because it's less progress and more a block to regress, but given the set-up of the American system of 'checks-and-balances'*, it's the best we can hope for.

I apologise to every teacher I had throughout middle and high school who instilled in me the notion that the American system was the best in the world and the only way to do things, but y'all were wrong. This is a really fucked up system, and it's plain old not working.

A common criticism of socialism is that it only works if everyone acts with benevolent and altruistic intentions. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point-of-view!), that's the case with all things. The Supreme Court, and the act of being appointed to the Supreme Court by the President, is only successful if everyone involved acts with benevolent and altruistic intentions.

It looks as though we've become so consumed with 'I've got mine, so fuck you!' we've forgotten that we're all in this together.

If I had my way, we'd go back to the drawing board and start America over again. Or give America to someone who deserves it, because we sure as hell don't.





*Which I suspect has been mistakenly interpreted as 'cheques and bank balances'
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I love brilliant ideas [Jan. 25th, 2010|11:29 am]
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[mood | chipper]
[music |Let's Hear It For the Boy - Katty B]

The Atlantic does an amazing job of publishing only the most questionable of content, invariably written by so-called 'moderates' who pride themselves on having no opinion beyond 'everyone else is wrong and crazy'. So I'm impressed that they went forward with publishing this idea of, really, shining brilliance.
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More musings on this stupid Supreme Court decision. [Jan. 24th, 2010|06:26 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Murder on the Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis-Bextor]

If corporations are people, they get to vote in elections, right? Please let me know ASAP, because I've approximately 200 million corporations I'm looking to set up, and they all want to vote in this years mid-term elections.
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Wikipedia time! [Jan. 24th, 2010|12:31 am]
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[mood | cold]
[music |Ever Blazin' - Sean Paul]

I had never heard of this term before, but . . . I think we'll be getting to know each other well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporatocracy

This belief has two factors: campaign finance and special interests, also includes government ownership.

First, corporations provide financial support to competing political parties and major political party candidates. This allows the corporations to hedge their bets on the outcome of an election so that they are assured to have a winner who is en-debted to them. As politicians are increasingly dependent on campaign contributions to become elected, their objectiveness on issues which concern corporate interests is compromised.

Second, in many cases former corporate executives are appointed as powerful decision makers within government institutions. They are often charged with the regulation of their former or future employers. Government employees who collude with corporations often accept high ranking positions within corporations once they have demonstrated their commitment to serve the corporate interest. These lucrative offers provide incentive for government employees to serve special interests as well as provides their new employers with access to governmental decision makers. This is known as the "revolving door" between corporations and the institutions established to regulate their behavior; and can lead to regulatory capture.
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Random thought [Jan. 22nd, 2010|01:28 pm]
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You know what's REALLY awesome about the recent Supreme Court ruling? Foreign owned corporations can really let loose with their funding of our political system. Three cheers for democracy!
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Nooooooooooooooooo! [Jan. 20th, 2010|05:47 pm]
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[music |Poker Face - Lady Gaga]

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE60H1N020100119?type=globalMarketsNews

LONDON/CHICAGO (Reuters) - Kraft Foods sealed a friendly deal to buy British candy maker Cadbury for about $19.6 billion (11.9 billion pounds) after frantic last-minute talks broke an impasse over price.



Motherfucker. :-(
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Child beauty pageants wig me out. [Jan. 19th, 2010|08:55 pm]
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[mood | discontent]
[music |Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap!]

Besides, as Sociological Images so helpfully points out, they're just (slightly more disturbing) reinforcements of the bullshit role that gender and gender performance plays in the stage show of everyday interaction*.

If adult femininity (which is what these kids are trying to mimic) came naturally, then adult women wouldn’t need these strategies. But they do, even going so far as to get veneers and hair extensions. The fact that these kids can use the same strategies as adult women (with stunning/horrifying success) reveals the extent to which adult women are, no less than those kids, performing femininity.


The blog post finishes with a comment that has bothered me for ages too: why is it that people can so easily find outrage when it comes to kids buying into exaggerated gender roles, but when adults are joining in the bullshit, it's suddenly what people need to do in order to be 'normal'? If a grown-up fails to fully exert every feature of his manliness or her womanliness, it's derided as nothing more than foolish rebellion (or, even more infuriatingly, you get labelled an 'elistist leftist').

So, if it’s troubling when girls do it (and, for that matter, also troubling to many when men do it), then why isn’t it troubling when women do it? (Anyone watch the Golden Globes this past weekend?)


Why are we afforded the luxury of being ourselves when we're young, with that luxury shunted aside in favour of conformity once we join the ranks of adulthood?

Tell me again, what is the point of gender?





* I totally took that analogy too far. Sorry.
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So effing bored. [Jan. 18th, 2010|12:24 am]
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[mood | bored]
[music |Ghosts - Dirty Vegas]

How come facebook quizzes never ask any real, interesting, probing questions?

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I'm bored of the Beatles. [Jan. 16th, 2010|08:44 pm]
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[mood | thoughtful]
[music |NOT the Beatles.]

(stream of consciousness ensues. Be warned) )
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The most 'oh my god'-worthy thing I ever 'oh my god'd [Jan. 13th, 2010|05:09 pm]
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[mood | shocked]
[music |Infatuation - Rod Stewart]

Heidi Montag before:


Heidi Montag now:



There is something very very wrong here. VERY wrong. Holy shit.

The actual news item just brings it to a whole 'nother level.

No really: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/34844271/ns/entertainment-access_hollywood/


As far as looks go, I'm pretty average. And based on my parents, I'm probably going to age at a pretty average rate. I don't think ol' Heidi has changed my views on plastic surgery, but she's certainly reinforced them: it will be a cold dark day in hell before I go under the knife. Bring on the wrinkles, the grey hair (those have already been brought, actually), the saggy chooky neck, thinning lips, flaring nostils, droopy eyelids, and all those other delightful features of old age.

Seriously.

Holy shit.
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Immigration rulez r haaaaaaaaaard [Jan. 13th, 2010|11:21 am]
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[mood | annoyed]
[music |Click click click of the keyboard]

In the new book we learn that she surprised herself by meeting a man worth settling down with, a Brazilian living in Indonesia. So they became a couple and settled near Philadelphia, with Jose Nunes regularly leaving the country to renew his visitor’s visa.

But then came a legal shock:

She was in the early stages of research for that book when Nunes was detained, after a visa-renewing jaunt out of the country, by Homeland Security Department officials at the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. Popping in and out of the country as he’d been doing was not legal, Nunes was told, and if he wanted to stay permanently they would have to marry.


From: http://www.cato-at-liberty.org/2010/01/11/eat-pray-love-marry-as-long-as-youre-heterosexual/
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Yay! [Jan. 12th, 2010|06:46 pm]
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I am 2 minutes away from watching the colour version of the Are You Being Served pilot.

Time to make some hot chocolate and crawl into bed.

This is so awesome.
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